Your mum
10:54 Fri Jan 13
Re: Payet Chant doing the rounds
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Texas used like dead people, but got fed up of the cold shoulder.
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Nurse Ratched
10:34 Fri Jan 13
Re: Typical WHO...
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I'd love to know what else that Spanish granny is capable of.
Someone should make copies of famous and iconic old masters (Mona Lisa, Rembrandt's self portrait, etc) and 'pixellate' or 'white out' strategic parts of them and let her loose on them.
Imagine her 'restoration' of Holbein's Ambassadors.
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Texas Iron
10:25 Fri Jan 13
Re: Typical WHO...
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No more verse or chant from me
I see the puny vitriol that is spewed
From lightly brained and poorly knaves
Who only scoff but never craft a tome
Far be it worthy of my earnest toils
So Fuck you all and Y'all fair adieu
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Nurse Ratched
10:23 Fri Jan 13
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That would make a brilliant tattoo.
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gph
10:21 Fri Jan 13
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Jesus missed a trick there - imagine the Roman soldiers' faces if he'd magicked himself into one just as the first nail was going in?
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Far Cough
10:18 Fri Jan 13
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WHO's very own version of that "great poet" William McGonagall
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Hammer and Pickle
10:17 Fri Jan 13
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And we wouldn't wish a grave demeanour on him.
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Nurse Ratched
10:17 Fri Jan 13
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I love the way she depicted Jesus as a blow-up sex doll.
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Saul Bollox
10:15 Fri Jan 13
Re: Typical WHO...
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Tex, you make Far East Hammer sound like Shakespeare
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Leonard Hatred
10:15 Fri Jan 13
Re: Payet Chant doing the rounds
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Texas is veering dangerously into Monteith territory.
Rein it in.
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Nurse Ratched
10:15 Fri Jan 13
Re: Typical WHO...
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Tex refuses to be defined by a single genre.
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gph
10:14 Fri Jan 13
Re: Typical WHO...
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Do you have a Spanish aunt, Texas?
http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/art/news/so-bad-it-was-brilliant-botched-fresco-restoration-answers-spanish-town-s-prayers-with-tourism-boom-8762069.html
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Eerie Descent
10:13 Fri Jan 13
Re: Payet Chant doing the rounds
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Weeeeeeeeee've got Iron
Texas Iron
I just don't think you understand
He is a West Ham fan
He fucked his dead nan
We've got Texas Iron
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Texas Iron
10:11 Fri Jan 13
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Leonardo...
Art is in the eye of the beholder...
You want Beat...its Beat...You want Rap...its Rap...You want go Free Flow...etc etc etc...
I go with the flow...even did Greensleeves style one..Xmas Carols even...
😎😎😎😎
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Hammer and Pickle
10:10 Fri Jan 13
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Be Hovis you Tex?
Perish the thought.
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Texas Iron
10:07 Fri Jan 13
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Ratched...
Pearls to Swine..
Behoveth me to Desist...
😎😎😎😎
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Far Cough
10:07 Fri Jan 13
Re: Payet Chant doing the rounds
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Doesn't even make sense, which is par for the course with you
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Texas Iron
10:05 Fri Jan 13
Re: Payet Chant doing the rounds
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Far Cough...
Rancid ...suits you very well..
Rancid Far Cough...
I like it...I like it...
Describes your posting style perfectly...
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gph
10:05 Fri Jan 13
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The misunderstood genius act is fucking hilarious, Tex!
Possibly even funnier because there's no way you're doing it deliberately.
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